Wow... just... wow. Last night's It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia was... amazing. It's hard to describe with what I mean. I haven't felt a bigger kick to my nuts since Ass Burgers from South Park! What did that basically say? "Aspurger's syndrome? P'shaw, that's just a stupid disease that's not serious AT ALL! It's never existed & the only time that name can work is burger's shoved up your butthole & something found in the Matrix! What about actual people who HAVE Aspurger's; would they get offended when watching this episode? They're just jealous they're not part of the resistance! HARDY-HARDY-HAR!"
Back onto Sunny, what's so "amazing" about it? Both good & bad- no, no... horrible- points are the same: Charlie. Charlie is the best part of this entire episode, but that's also the worst offender. This episode is a Charlie torture porn. What exactly IS a torture porn? "Any episode in which a character is unfairly injured, ridiculed, gets called out for out of nowhere implications not mentioned in that show, stripped of any dreams or hopes for that episode for the sole purpose of him being the "bad guy" when in reality, he's the character we sympathize with."
It's inspection day, the particular day Charlie works his ass off at Paddy's Pub the hardest. In fact, the only day he works his ass off the hardest. Once he arrives, the gang's already started one of their insane scams. Chickens everywhere, 4000 steaks being delivered, Frank's missing his shoes & shirt, toilets are clogged, the bar's battery is being used as a stove, Dee put nails in the stool, overall reading disaster.
Charlie starts spazzing out, trying to fix everything you know what? It's SO relateable! This is the one day of the year that's the most important to him! Please tell me I'm not the only one who's had experiences like that! The rest of the gang don't give 2 sh*ts because "Charlie doesn't get the plan". That's all they ever say to him in this. But what do you know? HE SAYS WHAT THEIR PLAN IS IN LESS THAN ONE MINUTE EVEN IF HE WASN'T THERE WHEN IT STARTED!!!!! "Well, yeah, that's only 'cause we just told you, Charlie." By God, I hate you four more than I normally do. And that's a lovable hate; this is a disgusting hate! Charlie manages to get them to help him because he claims how the plan will work even better.
Then at the second half, we get the best part. Charlie manages to hide all evidence of the gang and their plan as a NEW health inspector (instead of their regular inspector) goes through the bar. Charlie has everyone do HIS jobs as he tries to hide them, everything's coming off the top of Charlie's head, nobody gets caught, but that's not the best part. What is? It's all done in one take. It lasts along 7 minutes, there's no stop, you can practically feel yourself as the cameraman.
The bar gets the best passing grade & Charlie is enthralled! What do the others say? "Yeah, great. Y'see, we don't give 2 sh*ts on that since we always pass anyway, so what's the big deal?" Once Charlie starts calling them out on this, they go: "Well, you didn't do jack, Charlie. We did all the work, bitch!" Even after a gag that Charlie set up, they all start praising theirselves on how awesome that gag that THEY CAME UP WITH!
That ending... felt like Charlie represents ME & the gang represent the entire world... giving me hardest blow to reality, punching me so hard that I'd orbit the entire universe in 80 days. It makes me realize that no matter how hard you try, you'll NEVER succeed. You struggle with many different hardships, like disabilities, struggling with grades, trying to make your personal hobbies fun, all of that stuff. & the Almighty God simply says: "STOP WHINING, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVE IT WORSE!!! WHY BOTHER TRYING TO MAKE SOMETHING OF YOURSELF OR EVEN TRYING?!?!?!?! JUST GIVE UP!!!!!! SORRY! I'D DO SOMETHING TO FIX THIS, BUT, NO: THE STATUS QUO IS ME!!!!!"
Thanks a lot, Always Sunny, for making the miserable part of my life 100 times worse than it already is.