See No Ed Alternate ScenarioOne day in the cul-de-sac of Peach Creek, Ed was moving around without his legs. How was he doing that? He was moving around with banana peels on his shoes.See No Ed Alternate Scenario by DandyAndy1989
"Look, Double D! I am wearing slippers! They are very slippery," said Ed.
Edd was just looking on at his friends goofball shenanigans and just humored him.
"That's very clever of you, Ed. But I doubt that the peelings of a potassium induced fruit would qualify for legible footwear," said Edd.
Ed slipped around here and there and banged around. But being the big moron that he was, it didn't faze him that much.
"My head stayed on, Double D!" he said.
He then slammed right into Eddy who was just coming by without a scam on his mind. But then Ed slipped right into him.
"ED!!! Way to ruin my good mood, Lumpy!" Eddy shouted.
"Oh, I am sorry, Eddy! I was wearing my new slippers, and I lost all control!" Ed begged for forgiveness.
"I swear, we could have a monkey with us and he'd do a better job than you," Eddy complained.
Asperger's SyndromeA lot of people have been asking me about Asperger's syndrome and some of my experiences with it and some of the conditions. This is largely because, on the internet at least, I seem to be good at hiding it. Most people I meet here don't know that I have Asperger's syndrome unless I directly tell them. I do have it, but what exactly does it mean? First off all, please don't use this as a way to diagnose yourself. If you think that you have Asperger's syndrome, depression, or any other mental condition please see a licensed psychiatrist. You cannot self-diagnose mental conditions. (Hmmm... I kind of have that symptom sometimes, I MUST have this disorder!) Asperger's syndrome is known as a high-functioning autism, and as such many of the symptoms are similar, and yet, in some ways it's very different.Asperger's Syndrome by MrEnter
The most notable symptoms of Asperger's syndrome come from issues with social interaction. Most people seem to notice this because there are a lot of people claiming to be an asshole on the
Aside from Winnie the Pooh, all the recast memes I've done so far are John Musker & Ron Clements movies. What a strange & unintentional coincidence. Why not continue with their first film?
ANNA KENDRICK AS ARIEL
For the actual remake (if it's still gonna happen), the actual choice of having Emma Watson seems... wrong. She's already playing Belle & having her play ANOTHER princess is too much like a lazy decision. I had three choices, coincidentally all their first names beginning with "A" & have red hair. The first go-to thought was Amy Adams, because... well, everyone's already said why she'd be perfect. She's a redhead, has a beautiful singing voice & has played a princess (Giselle). The biggest downside is she's too old to play a 16-year-old. Then there was Ariana Grande. She's young, popular with kids, is redheaded, but the controversial reasons speaks for itself. How good can she sing that's not auto-tuned? Ultimately, I went with Anna Kendrick. Yes, she played Ariel on SNL, but that was strictly for laughs; she can clearly sing better than that. Some would consider that as either not counting since she played her before or an advantage. I say an advantage, especially since she also played another fairytale princess for Disney.
LOGAN LERMAN AS ERIC
Eric first had 5 actors running up for his role, but thank god for the process of elimination. Jake Gyllenhaal's gonna be Flynn from Tangled), Tom Welling is gonna be Prince Ferdinand from Snow White & all the modern Chrises, Pratt, Evans & Pine, didn't work (especially since Pine already played a prince to Kendrick). Logan Lerman was the last one left, so... logic. He's a pretty good actor & had movie experience with mythical creatures; he even did a whole movie with sea gods & Posideon.
KATHY BATES AS URSULA
There's been a lot of interesting actresses I've read to play our favorite sea witch. Queen Latifah? It could work, but I also see a bit of discrimination (the villain of the movie is the only black person). That and she played her before. Pam Ferris? I see her more as the Queen of Hearts. Lady Bunny? It makes sense since Ursula's design was inspired by a drag queen, but... it'd be more fitting to have a woman in the role. Bette Midler? Even though there'd be a Winifred Sanderson vibe, she's the runner up. Overall, I went with Kathy Bates. She's played a villain role that earned her an Academy Award & sung decently in 1999's Annie. (Fun fact, when I heard that Annie soundtrack back in the day, I'd sometimes visualize Ursula, Hades & Charlotte in place of Miss Hannigan, Rooster & Lily. This was before I knew they were all from Ron & John movies.) Her bottom octopus-half would be a North Pacific giant octopus.
KELSEY GRAMMER AS KING TRITON
Again, heard lots of interesting choices. Russell Crowe? Too rough. George Clooney? Not sure. Liam Neisen? Too depressing. Gordon Ramsey? People'd be complaining that he should've been Chef Louis. Then came in the thought of Fraiser. He's done rough-around-the-edges characters, Stinky Pete had a nice grandfatherly feel (before he revealed his true identity), Sideshow Bob had the regal sophistication that a king must have, he could sing as Hook in Broadway’s Finding Neverland; just picture how he did Scrooge in 2004.
WAYNE BRADY AS SEBASTIAN
It was first tied between Wayne & Phil Lewis (basically Mosbey with a Jamaican accent), but Wayne balanced out better. He's obviously a great singer, his comedic skills have shined on Whose Line & he's the big Disney fan. In fact, there's one Weird Newscasters where he had to play "a Haitian man who's been unfaithful & is now the victim of a voodoo attack", complete with a Jamaican accent. Yes, he sounded more like Hermes from Futurama, but it still works. As for the crab type, that's hard. There obviously aren't any crabs that look the slightest bit like Sebastian, he actually looks more like a turtle. I first thought of maybe a Dungeness or a red rock, but after more research, the Christmas Island red seems to fit best. They're the right shade of red (bright enough) & look the right size.
SEAN GIAMBRONE AS FLOUNDER
Yeah, I like The Goldbergs! Don't let the Happy Madison logo at the end fool you! Anyway, Sean is a really good kid actor, playing Adam Goldberg in his youth. Going the gambit of emotions like a real kid. & since the show takes place in 1980-something, guess what year TLM was released? That's right, 1989! Best of both worlds. Besides, he's better than other suggestions who aren't children or even male. I've heard Seth Rogan & Tara Strong. How's that work? What type of fish would he be? That's been hard because he's obviously not a flounder or a guppy. I even had to check some "answers.com" stuff for people's opinions. Most people said he most looks like a convict tang. Close enough.
JOHN KASSIR AS SCUTTLE
At first, I keep thinking Steve Buscemi, but I wanted to use someone else. I've heard Jeff Bridges & Rick Moranis, but I don't think either of them are "silly" enough. Then when rewatching Jametud's YOUR Top 11 Fears of Childhood pt 2, I checked who that John Kassir guy was (the voice of the Cryptkeeper) & found out we was from the Amanda Show. He was pretty good on there & sure, he wouldn't be any Buddy Hackett, but he seems silly enough. Besides, his bizarre foods from the Dooper sketches were as strange as Scuttle's scatterbrained thoughts on the human world. His species would be a yellow-footed gull.
ANDY SERKIS AS FLOTSAM & JETSAM
Yeah, another good use for his Gollum voice... twice! He'd just have to be a little deeper & less hissy. Of course, they'd both be morays.
CHARLES SHAUGHNESSY AS GRIMSBY
Originally, I was thinking either Michael Gambon, Bill Nighy or Michael Caine (or would he be to tiresome since he's already played a butler with the Nolan Dark Knight movies). I didn't wanna use Ian McKellen (too obvious a choice for a British actor), Patrick Stewart (he already said no to Triton) or Jonathan Freedman (already played him). Then Mr. Sheffield from the Nanny came to mind! He's a Britt, Maxwell from the Nanny had the same intentions as Grim (just with an age difference), has worked with the Mouse plenty of times (he probably wouldn't mind working again) & is certainly no stranger to working all wet with aquatic life.
CATHERINE O’HARA AS CARLOTTA
It's hard to think of someone who's as rosie & cheery as Edie McClurg. I'm tempted to use her, but want at least one of my LAD memes to not have the original voice reprising their role (not counting the Walt era movies). As I said in drawing 18 of my TLM 50 Day Challenge, Grimsby & Carlotta are the closest parental figures Eric has since both his parents... don't exist. (again, sorry to destroy childhoods with that fact.) Catherine can just do her classic mother role, since she's done so much of them (even outside of Tim Burton's movies) & I think her character in Best in Show has a Minnesotan accent.
AN OLD ENGLISH SHEEPDOG AS MAX
Disregard my old thought of having Max be a bearded collie. My mistake & I fixed it.
With CHEF LOUIS, it obviously would be great to have him be played by a professional chef. What do you guys think; David Venable? Guy Fieri? Adam Richman? Someone else?
AUBREY PLAZA AS VANESSA
Vanessa has also had some weird actresses choices. Megan Fox & Anne Hathaway seem too old, Amanda Seyfried I don't think could pull off a villain & Eva Green I haven't seen much of. Aubrey Plaza could work. I don't know if she can sing (guess it doesn't matter if she'll be dubbed over by Kendrick), but she's played dark sort of characters, like April from Parks & Rec, Angry Cat and Daria. Not all-out evil, but pretty close!
No, you're not seeing things; HAROLD THE MERMAN is in this meme. For some of these memes, there'll be some deleted characters that could find their way again here; like Redfeather, Aladdin's Mother, Rocky the Rhino, etc. Bill Hader could work (probably 'cause he looks a bit like Fear from Inside Out), but I don't think he could play a good nerd. Jim Parsons & any of the other Big Bang Theory nerds would be too type-cast. Murr from Impractical Jokers fits, but works he's better with the other enjoyable numskulls.
Yes, character's unnamed, but I always thought his name was SEABISCUIT. From the sounds of it, Will Ryan's voice was brought up a few pitches so Seabiscuit would either have to be done by someone with an already high-pitched voice or altered like Will Ryan's. He'd be a common seahorse.
A GREAT WHITE AS GULT
Not much to say. It's pretty obvious what species Gult is.
All of ARIEL'S SISTERS I haven't gotten yet, only because of the "who seems old enough to play them"? Open to suggestions.
Comment & enjoy!
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